A Veritable Smorgasbord

It's true. What Templeton says about the fair. There were...

(sing with me)

Melon rinds and bits of hot dogs
Cookie crumbs and rotten cotton candy
Melted ice cream, mustard drippings
Moldy goodies everywhere

Lots of popcorn, apple cores
Banana peels and soggy sandwiches
And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair

Yes, the fair this evening was a veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord...