It's true. What Templeton says about the fair. There were...
(sing with me)
Melon rinds and bits of hot dogs
Cookie crumbs and rotten cotton
Melted ice cream, mustard drippings
Lots of popcorn, apple cores
Banana peels and soggy
And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair
Yes, the fair this evening was a
veritable smorgasbord orgasbord orgasbord...